MEET MADDIE, MY 18-MONTH-OLD RESCUE CAT
Yes, I know. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, right? WRONG - well at least sometimes. On the one hand, she is funny, affectionate, and extremely intelligent. She loves to sleep next to me at nights, cuddled up with her head on my shoulder, and her paw in my hand but ... when Maddie is hungry - be it at 3am - she climbs onto my chest, purrs through a virtual megaphone, and nuzzles my face with her wet little nose. I pretend to be asleep. She miaows. I still pretend to be asleep. She taps me gently on my face with her cold little paw. Keeping my eyes closed, I stroke her head and hold her paw. She increases the volume of her purr by at least a decibel, and taps me harder on my face, claws slightly protruding. I screech with pain and turn over onto my side. She climbs onto my side and continues as before. I metaphorically dig my heals in, keep my eyes closed, and wait for her to give up, which she eventually does. With a sigh of relief, I begin to drift off ... Then WHAM! She lands from