“IT WASN’T ME. HOW COULD ANYONE BELIEVE SUCH A THING?
Dawn was breaking outside my bedroom window and despite Maddie’s many efforts to awaken me, I’d gently brushed her off and was in that warm, fuzzy comfortable half-sleep that you want to continue forever. I sighed deeply and snuggled on to my side. Life was wonderful … until … “ARGHHH!” A searing pain across my nose and cheek jettisoned me out of bed and onto my feet before I’d even opened my eyes. “WHAT HAPPENED? HAS WORLD WAR 3 STARTED?” My hands flew to my face and returned full of splattered blood. I grabbed a tissue in an attempt to save the pale cream bedroom carpet, staggered to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Sure enough, there across my nose and cheek was a gash worthy of a pirate’s sword. Behind me stood a sheepish but innocent-looking white cat. Having stopped the bleeding, I staggered back to my bed, and there lay the offending object – my iPad. Even in my dazed state it became quickly obvious what had happened … A small, white, frustrated cat, after several failed a
